Spider season
Sep. 16th, 2011 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's that time of year again. The other night I was sitting in the living room, minding my own business with laptop on coffee table, and a spider the size of a mouse scuttled out from under the sofa.
OK, it was dark and I'm a spider wimp and maybe it wasn't quite that big, but you know the type: the ones whose legs don't all fit under a glass, that make an audible flop when they fall on the floor, and seem to *lurch* when they walk, like their own body weight is dragging them down. I mean, this one was big enough to be visible in dim light against the pattern of a red Persian rug. And that's just the latest of four monster encounters this fortnight. I don't mind spiders in general, but I hate these hulking, scrabbly, lopsided beasts. Ackkkk.
OK, it was dark and I'm a spider wimp and maybe it wasn't quite that big, but you know the type: the ones whose legs don't all fit under a glass, that make an audible flop when they fall on the floor, and seem to *lurch* when they walk, like their own body weight is dragging them down. I mean, this one was big enough to be visible in dim light against the pattern of a red Persian rug. And that's just the latest of four monster encounters this fortnight. I don't mind spiders in general, but I hate these hulking, scrabbly, lopsided beasts. Ackkkk.
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Date: 2011-09-16 06:53 pm (UTC)but anyways, when we still lived close to the MIL, she would call Koffer up at all times of the night and morning "COME OVER AND KILL SPIDER! IT HAS VISIBLE KNEES!" that always killed me. They were so big, she claimed, she could see their joints.
...I think she was being hysterical.
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:55 pm (UTC)