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kiev4am ([personal profile] kiev4am) wrote2011-09-10 10:26 pm

20th Century fossils

I was thinking about photonovels today.

In the late 70s and early 80s, before VHS was widely accessible, the closest thing you could get to a home copy of a movie was a paperback book of film stills, not quite frame by frame, but close, with comic-book speech balloons. I had one for the old animated 'Lord of the Rings' film by Ralph Bakshi, and I used to re-read it almost as obsessively as the original books and trace the artwork too (shut up, I was nine).

Imagine, no video or DVD; a book of film stills instead. I can remember this clearly but it seems as remote, sad and quaint as something from an old, old lady's reminiscences. Mulling it over, it struck me how quick the pace of cultural extinction is now - how many things from my childhood and early adulthood are so very, very obsolete that they feel like they belong to some distant history lesson, beyond living memory. So I thought I'd list as many of them as I could think of offhand; you know, for the archaeologists.

Red and black typewriter ribbons
Yes, children, when we typed things we had a choice of red or black ink. That's it. And there wasn't a Delete button.

Paying by cheque at the supermarket
It was the only non-cash option. Those little plastic debit cards just didn't exist. You had one card, but it was your 'cheque guarantee' card, and all it did was prove your chequebook was yours. Or that you'd managed to steal both.

The most popular playground game is conkers
This might be doubly obscure: not just 30 years old, but British. You thread a horse chestnut on a string, and then you hit someone else's with it until one smashes. If yours doesn't, you win. This time of year, you'd see every chestnut tree wrecked by school kids chucking branches into it to bring the conkers down, and the ground underneath would be scattered with green spiky chestnut shells. Now, they're untouched.

Pay phones are the only 'mobile' option
You need to call someone from town, you walk and walk until you find a pay phone that works. Then you queue up to use it, and it eats your money. And if you're in town - if you're anywhere but home or work, in fact - you're off the grid. Uncontactable.

Carrying a box of matches in your bag
When I smoked in the 80s, we all used matches. Scottish Bluebell, if I recall correctly. Having a lighter made you a grown-up, and we didn't want that.

People write letters
Not emails, letters. Bits of paper, envelopes, stamps. Put simply, you didn't communicate anything in writing that couldn't handle a two-or-three day delay. Okay, eventually there were fax machines, but only Rich People had those.

Cassette tapes
'Home taping is killing music.' And if you wanted to skip to a certain song, you had to fast-forward through all the ones between. Shake, rattle, squeak. If the cassette was old or your tape-deck was in a bad mood, the tape could catch in the wheels, back up, and spool all over the guts of the machine to emerge as tiny concertinas, unplayable.

Floppy disks
'Removable media' had to be the size of a beer mat to hold 1MB of data. But that was pretty good when your PC hard disk was 50MB maximum.

God, I'll stop now. I feel about 85 years old.

[identity profile] joasakura.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I had one for the old animated 'Lord of the Rings' film by Ralph Bakshi

Oh my god. I had this too!! Also, "furry dress boromir"* haunted me for years.

I was pretty sickly as a child, so my mom used to buy me action figures. She got me the Gollum figure from the bakshi movie. I was TERRIFIED of it, so I hid it under a teacup, and ringed my Star Wars figures, my Strider figure, and some paladin dude from Dungeons and Dragons around it. XD

ETA: I also audio-taped all my fave TV shows, because we didn't get a VCR until I was almost in college - so somewhere in storage is a box of Star Blazers audiocasettes.

ETA2: *God bless Sean Bean, is all I can say.
Edited 2011-09-11 00:53 (UTC)

[identity profile] joasakura.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
also, I typed up all my first fanfics on my mother's manual typewriter on onionskin paper which I SWEAR TO GOD she had in storage since the 50s. I felt super fancy typing some things in the RED INK.

ahahahahaha.. <3

[identity profile] kiev4am.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's the Red Ink Of Really Importantness :D

[identity profile] kiev4am.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Yeah, the Boromir design was terrible. Though I did like Aragorn's busted nose, and I had a kid!crush on Legolas. And wait, there were action figures? I totally missed out!

I'm with you on the Gollum freakery. I had a gorgeous Pauline Baynes map of Middle-Earth poster above my bed; it had a banner above with the Fellowship walking and one below with all the bad guys chasing after. I loved the poster, but the Gollum scared me so much I had to cut out a bit of paper and Blutak it over him in order to sleep at night :D

Sean Bean's Boromir is awesome. My single favourite line in all of 'Fellowship' is his gloriously deadpan "They have a cave troll" in Moria. It's the way he rolls his eyes, like it's just too tedious for words :) And then he does that fabulously casual sword-spinning thing when they're waiting to get swamped by orcs XD

[identity profile] kiev4am.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Edit: and here (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3RaT_8-tQ5c/SJ7o3CXzCfI/AAAAAAAAFnk/pH5ldLwJbrU/s1600-h/fellowship_map-1.jpg) is the poster! Wow, I haven't seen that image in years. It is pretty. *whistling, not looking at Gollum*

[identity profile] joasakura.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel bad for Sean Bean. Put him in a high fantasy epic, and he dies in the first act. (I'm still recovering from Game of Thrones)

and wow, that map IS beautiful!!!